He is Risen?

I know some people love the stuffing outta him, but this photo is just sycophantic. I'm taking a photography class for clueless dummies--even I have learned this is no accident, no "heyyyy, I just got this roll of film back and lookeee here, Margaret!" Scary times, people, when grownups abandon critical thinking...if they ever had it.

I'll be praying FOR him, not TO him, thankyouverymuch.

UPDATE: What's that? You want more??? Okay.
I'm tellin' you, it just ain't natural.
The Jesus iconography: is it on purpose or accidentally being missed by staffers? Which is worse?